Hollywood Sucks Part II
I posted the other day that Hollywood is all remakes now. Tell me if you see a trend here: Charlie's Angels, Planet of the Apes, Shaft, Starsky and Hutch, Oceans 11, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rollerball, The Dukes of Hazzard, Kojak, King Kong, War of the Worlds, Willie Wonka (a.k.a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), The Pink Panther, The fog, Bewitched, The Longest Yard, The Bad New Bears, and The Stepford Wives. Boy, there's nothing I like better than taking the wife to the movies, spending 15 bucks for 2 tickets, 8 bucks for popcorn, 4.25 for a hotdog that's some bizarre shade of grey and settling in to 90 minutes of crap I already watched years ago. Can somebody please tell me when the big one's going to hit California and wash Hollywood in to the ocean where it belongs?
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