I’m tired of paying too much for clothes

How come dress pants all cost the same amount? I went into a store the other day and picked up a pair of 32/34’s and they were the same 40 bucks as the pair of 50/32 extra fat. I picked up the two pairs and compared them, and I’m either I’m getting half as much for my money, or fatso’s getting a hell of a deal.

And other thing, if you take up two seats on the airplane, you should have to buy two tickets.