A proof: Why it should be legal to hit dumb people with a rock

A. Stores like Wal-mart and Sears spend millions on advertising but refuse to spend 6.50 an hour to pay people to work the registers.

B. Since there are always long lines, no one should be paying with a check.

C. Dumb people pay with checks.

D. Since people who are dumb enough to pay with a check are also to dumb to fill the check out in advance, they take EVEN longer to get checked out, often also balancing their checkbook at the register oblivious to the people waiting behind them.

E. Hitting dumb people in the head with a rock will teach them to stop doing this or kill them, with either outcome being acceptable.