Campaign Enlightenment

I took a break from blogging when the campaigning started and now I’m back – a year later. Maybe I’m not back – I have nothing to say. I do hate the voters more than the candidates, though. I also think I should be elected president. I can vote for myself, but unfortunately, only once. I can’t really write about that.

Hmmm, well, I have learned a few things in the past year so I’ll list them:

• Barack Obama doesn’t like pancakes.
• George Bush didn’t give anyone a tax cut (10% = 15%. I never knew that).
• Saddam Hussein was a nice guy.
• Hillary Clinton would make a great president because she’s married to the guy that was president 9 years ago.
• You don’t need money to buy a house.
• Anyone who makes a capital gain on anything is wealthy.
• Rich people don’t pay taxes.
• Poor people don’t pay taxes.
• Global warming just started 6 months ago and now that we know, we can fix it.
• Eating out 4 nights a week is necessary and does not count towards a person’s “disposable income.”
• It’s possible to raise, lower, and/or keep the same tax rates and still buy a bunch of stuff.
• If you can’t afford to fill your gas tank, you shouldn’t buy a smaller car, you should vote for Joe Biden because he understands what you’re going through.

...and there you have it. Hope this makes things easier at the poles this year. Feel free to do a write-in for me (it's spelled 'Tblog,' not 'T-blog') and remember, a vote for Tblog is a vote to bring back debtor's prison.