Thoughts for the day…

We all know preparation and hard work are a waste of time (not unlike math skills). My position is always to do nothing and hope my problems go away so here are few words of wisdom to help you through your day:

Weight loss – don’t bother. Diets “don’t work,” mostly because they require discipline.
Saving money – can’t happen. After the staples – food, shelter, 50 plasma TV, iPhones, and 4 dollar cups of coffee, there’s just nothing left.
Common sense – what’s that? It’s been genetically engineered out of our systems, like thinness.

Print this on a card and carry it in your wallet.